“And thanks to Melissa for introducing me to the insult, “YOU’RE A WHORE PIT VIPER.” I love it when people just dig into their bag of words and use whatever comes out as an insult. “YOU’RE A SLUT MACAROON GARTER SNAKE!’”—dlisted
“You grow up, and it gets harder to believe in things like soul mates and destiny and magic, things that came so easily when I was younger.”—Dawson’s Creek (via tvquotes) (via pretty-bird) (via 52hearts)
285. PEOPLE THAT HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU WHEN THEY'RE LIKE 20 FEET AHEAD OF YOU. YEAH, ITS A NICE GESTURE BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO RUN SO YOU DON'T STAND THERE FOREVER. GESTURE HAS BACKFIRED AND NOW I HATE YOU.